Church humour. A little levity and a good chuckle is God's gift to us all.
Updated May 14,2007
Christian One Liners
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Peace starts with a smile.
Humor: Kids and Bible-Story Humor - funny answers to Bible questions
Adam and Eve were created from an Apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark and the animals came on in pears.
The seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
